The EU has issued a policy according to which I am obliged to warn every visitor of my blog site of third-party cookies that might enable these third person parties to track the visitor through the internet!
I admit, that's scary! Cookies that can track me through the internet! .... really really scary!
HERE is the WARNING!
BEWARE TRACKER-COOKIES!
If you feel tracked by a cookie.... dial this specialists number:
If you are offered a cookie by a third person... kick it .... the third person...
If you meet a EU politician or a EU lobbyist that prevented the complete ban of such crap as tracking cookies.... KICK that stupid ASSHOLE ! ... and kick it TWICE... and again in the balls, just to make sure! If it doesn't has balls... just kick her but and say something offensive about her hair or ugly shirt ...
If you don't get that sarcasm, leave this blog site and install a fu***** track-blocker at your fu***** browser! If you are to dumb to do that, or to lazy to find out how to do that and WHY - congratulations!
YOU are one of the stupid idiot consumers that cookie-crap has been invented for!
Enjoy them!
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